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"Though there are two sides to every story, I can see both sides of their heart break."

- Sinkewicz

The Fuckery

My roommate did not know how to pronounce Maya Angelou. Let me repeat. My roommate did not know how to pronounce MAYA ANGELOU!

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Just remember ladies, for every guy that says he doesn’t eat pussy.. there’s always a lesbian who will.

"I want you to make my alley cat puuuuuuuuuurrrrrr,"

- Had to give my Bisexual man a metaphor he could understand @sinakbitch